You hairy excuse for a victorian lady....

So I remember nothing about this McShep fic except that John hyperventilates at the thought of sharing his feelings, and Rodney goes off on him, accusing him of having an "attack of the vapors" and calling him a "hairy excuse for a victorian lady."

I tried googling the phrase, but I probably don't have the words exact enough to use quotes and can't find anything without them.